We Want Tessert: Then They Were Nine

Things They Say

K: It's weird. Every time I have fun I get another bruise.
C: Kyle can read better than me because I missed two days of school in kindergarten.
After her teacher won Teacher of the Year: "I was smiling so much my face hurt!" ~C
K: I don't mean to brag, but C's report card just said 'on target.'
C: My friend, Brooklyn, is smarter than me because she can spell "neighbor" all by herself.
K: All the best toys say, "Made in China."
K: "I played soccer so long that my heart is beeping."
"WHEN do wishes come true?" ~C
After passing a huge corn field: "Those people must really love corn!" -K
C: "I can't carry anything else. I'm full of hands."
"Why do we have to go to church? We've been once already." ~C
C: "Mommy, can we have a short snuggle? I have to go potty." Her subtle way of telling me to get out of her bed.
"Mama, I miss Christmas." ~K